Friday, September 11, 2009
How can anything..,ANY DAMN THING be so F***ing SEXY I'm head over heels in love with u Apple. Only You.
Saturday, September 05, 2009
One minute, i'm ranting to my gf bout how those little rascals really know how to tick'n'piss teachers off, and the very next morning, i fucking woke up missing the fucking shit out of those very pesks. WTF is wrong with me. Holidays have arrived and im SUPPOSED TO BE EUPHORIC. But no. All i've to do is twitch my head ali'l bit to the right and i see those peskies' unmarked compositions screaming out to me like ive deprived them of some crucial love. Fark it, fark, fark it, fark it(BEP style).
So im gonna have a form class, woopey, and i LOVeeee the admin matters(pls notice how i drag my ees and uncaps my woopey). To think that just a li'l li'l awhile ago i was the student, is unbelievable.
Song playing : Hate that I love you - Rihanna
Thursday, September 03, 2009
Today could've easily been the busiest day of my life. Well at least in the past 3years plus???Picture this. I was teleporting around the whole school so much i barely rmbed myself having the time to sit and stone(which was my favourite pastime!Noooo...fark it alrdy!) and so when i finally getta freaking SIT, i whipped out my mom's homegrown lunchbox aggressively and devoured its insides. That smoked salmon, sunnyside up, stir-fried hairymarrows accompanied with freshly steamed RoyalUmbrella grains were so fucking gooooooodd mama i wanna cry. .
ps. i noticed that the title doesnt really make sense any more? Randomness? hmm...not very random though... but any way..i like tha vibe so ya noe ,Whatever. peace.
Tuesday, September 01, 2009
I'm getting used to the system around here ;) Almost a month and i'de say I've grown. In a special way of course. Now, im the ass-digger in the classroom, and not those kids ;) For all the crap behaviour they've given me, i've so dug 'em twits down together with their crap=) With Mucha Love<3 3 =")
Thankfully, I have a multipurpose solacecumbitching partner Jolene whom i know i can seek refuge in, or life'd been so much more of a bastard. That's all for now=)
HAPPY TEACHERS' DAY, TO ALL THE DEAR TEACHERS OUT THERE:0) we heart yousss;)
From yours truly.Okay, lesson learnt, kids get really paranoid and scared when u SINGLE them out ALONE. Not with 3 other students.. not with 2 other students...but with him alone. That'll shut up even the most boisterous of baby dementors.
Saturday, August 01, 2009
HELL do i SO wanna Swallow back my words of naiveness. I WANNA SWALLOWW BACK MY WORDS!! These very "cuties" whom i called "cuties",...WOEee...they're totally, beastly pesky little dementors in adorable bunny costumes. Eff that already(im terribly deprived of that word btw).
Anywy yesterday morning i was told i had to relief teach a class whose math teacher was on course. Very well i thought, BRING IT ON. Afterall, i've been observing for the past few days and the kids were pure ANGELS. How bad could it get(u noe,i should have stabbed myself in the ass right here)
Barely stepped foot into the class & there u have little people wanting to pee so badly all of a sudden, little people dying of hunger, more little people dehydrating, and the very same little people talking ever so loudly and u start to find it hard to link their poverty syndromes to that remarkable level of verbal energy they produce.
To me, it was pretty hellish. My maiden teaching experience for you. The children may not realise but i was physically & emotionally drained(oh trust me at that). I kept my cool though, showing no signs of irritation or annoyance. They were quiet one second, chaotic the next, and back to silence. wtf? I think i was too merciful.
Don't get me wrong though, i still heart those buggas it's just that this time round, I've learnt. A kind of experience u'de have to experience first hand to know the lesson. Ima Pressin' On..
mood : Traumatised (LJ style)
So i reported to school today at about 11 in the morning. Overwhelmed with apprehension, i carried out admin matters and several 'green-horn' duties. I couldn't wait to meet my parent teacher whom i was gonna parallel teach with, and most of all, the kids. And homg must i admit that the children from my school are such good-lookers! Or simply put, absolute cuties. The boys bask in each others' misery and plight like hiphip-hurraying when the teacher threatens to penalise their scores. They're irritating like that..hilariously irritating of course. I swear i couldnt help tskiing like a complete retard at the back. The gurls are sweetie pies...smiling, and waving, or trying to talk to me but are too shy to look up yea things like that which make me smile on the inside and out=) During lessons, show-and-tell-ur-softoy session was another joker period(btw, they were graded for that!unimaginable..). A boy got scolded coz he said his classmate's bear softoy looked more like a PIG hahahahahhaha!!And he got snapped by the teacher LOL!! Whatta class...whatta class TOtally. And im already looking forward to the months to come=))
mood : Satisfied. (LJ style)
Saturday, June 06, 2009
Today chilled out with Sentat Sufen Boonkiong and thanx to St we roamed almost the whole of Singapore omg ...ok it's just a figure of speech but maybe half of it & im not surprised..
It's lovely and good exercise much appreciated a'ight=P
Anyway, caught DRAG ME TO HELL with the peeps and i can gladly say that if ur looking for the sickest show of the month to watch with ur friends, other half, or erm..alone(like a fartheeb), then pls do help urself to this movie cocktail=)
Sunday, May 31, 2009
I just heard from my brothers that Adam Lambert indirectly admitted he's gay. Just WHY in the world must things always end up so wayward and screwed??? why?! It's not that every day some bloody talented singer comes along.......so finally we've found one...whoopee...and now what? He's gay. Thanks BUNCH world.
And i'm currently hooked on ''HuaYang Nan Zi(korean F4)''. On my 2nd last sizzling episode=)) I feel that the KooJunPioh guy looks so damn Jerry Yen... Aww...but his running style loses to Jerry. BOO. And that very angelic emo senior cant run for nuts too. They're all so abnormally handsome but what happened to their running i swear. poorthing. Maybe they use their kneecap bone marrow to stuff into their nose i dontnoe. Well, just my thought ya. So anyway in conclusion, that playboy hunk's the effing cutest button ive ever seen i wanna shaft him in my pockets. Now i just hope to finish off this series asap coz it's eating away my life literally.
im excited!!
<3<3<3<3<3
Suspense, more suspense, and waiting, and more f***ing waiting...and anticipation, and waiting and waiting and wai..................................................................
Therefore, ive concluded : Lives of average students = Waiting till Death.
Can't take it anymore =( After One reply, Yet another reply YEt be waited for again. How dreadful. Effffff. Someone kick me off the S'pore flyer cubicle at it's highest point.
Last night, i freaken slept at 5:30am Hell Yeah! So early i feel so screwed now haha but the best part is, Monday's a holiday=) Which smells longer weekend freeness!**sucks in all the air i can through all body holes**
I swear its my mom's fault i couldnt wake up for school one hour later. Apparently at 3am, i was prepared to die off in bed after a night of listless math practice when mom decided to cuddle up with me tgt on the bed lol i swear i was like WTH Ma!Not now!!Wrong time for bonding ma! And then the look =.= followed. I gave in ofcourse. What's new eh. We played scrabble on my phone trying to clinch highscores throughout the night no joke it was indeed a funny night. Morning i mean. And we talked...and laughed bout childhood memories...till i think she almost peed. And then moments before drifting off to llamaland, i was just thinking...oh how i love such quirky moments with loved ones lol
(but just dont do that kinda bonding session again at 3am ya). i would wanna spend as much time as i can with mah parents now...or most prolly regret not having done so in the later section of my life. =/ Scaryseeneh.
Yups fill the world with love yo peeps<33
I woke up this morning and for the first time in a very very long time(recall 2006 haze), i found myself covered in a film of perspiration WTF? Yesterday Ngo complained to me over the phone about waking up in sweat and i simply shrugged it off(apparently i dint realise i was in an aircon-ed room.hate karma).
What's becoming of the weather lately?! It's So humid i feel sticky all over...my soles prolly melted abit already i just havent noticed. To think that awhile back, every edge and corner spelt windy--typhoon type sumore. One little open window for ventilation would suffice. Today, i can open the whole house including the balcony, back door, front door, toilet door, hamster door, rubbish chute, and all the holes in the world... And the air particles just WONT bluddy BUDGE. Next what? Snow?! DAMNNnnn. I wannt my rain back!
Chilled outt with my high school sweethearts at MaMaison yesterday before heading for Fashionbar boozing at Clark Quay. Seriously, like damn the loud music. It sounded ali'l club, ali'l bar-ish, not too loud, yet barely close to soft, and theme of songs they played? Screw-themed. It reached a point where i dint even noe where to categorise the songs under. geez. How'r mates gonna chill out like that with those pounding beats? Luckily we managed to do some speedy catching up at the French restaurant. haha oh how i miss us s4 girlies=)) The squid ink pasta thing tasted pleasantly salted and overall, special. I think i have a soft spot for funkily coloured food=) I'de be more than delighted to down a white watermelon honestly. And DONT tell me that exists pls.
Anyway, the girls headed home early while ngo & i(I infact) couldnt tolerate the movie abstinence any longer. Well, i cant hang out everyday, so when im given the chance, i'll really blast it. Which i did apparently. So off to cineleisure we went to catch 17aGaIn at 1 freakin' 50 am;) Woohoo;)
look what've school done to me again damnit but i really dont care anymore.And guess what, I LOVED THE SHOW<3 =))
If ur lookin' for a good movie this season, look no further. Watch 17again=) Starring all-time HSM cutie Zac Efron, with a different side of him. Somehow, he looks different in here. And with no Hudgens Hudgens in this screening, It's just ZAC and YOU. Free of "reality distraction" ! yay=D I actually managed to sit through(enjoyed it even) the approx 2hrs show battling my falling eyelids w/o an inch of effort. Screw Friday night charges. But it was worthit. dude. it. was. worth. it. wink*
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
So at the school cafe's cashier counter stood Arid with his usual meiji 100ml milk and some new famousamous-akin cookies in hand.
Arid : How much ah?
Cashier: Please Flash.
*Pause*
Arid: Auntie, don't want lah.
LMAO Please!
Class's been interesting since my first week. I feared the potential prejudice initially but when im there, I actually realize ppl are too buzy coping with subjects to have the time & strength to roll eyes at cha. Not so bad la. I swear the Horse cohort are a buncha bubbly puffs(or is it just my bands...anywyz) & this time when i say bubbly, i mean seriously LIFELY AND SPRITELY. Which again leads me to discover how subtle and tamed the snakes were. Yup. Truly. Compared to them, im nothing close to alive. And yes that's my current cohort for ya=X
So now here's the bang....life's been peaceful so far and today marking the end of week 2 for me, the Deities JUST HAD TO PWN me once again :
During break, i went to the handicap-toilet for its privacy mirror and cleaner toilet bowl rims. I swore it had only been a couple'a seconds when an irritated knock on the toilet door filled the cubicle. I was pretty pissed so even if i had wanted to exit already, i purposely stayed inside further and continued with my hair. And then, after around 1 minute, the bloody knocking came on again. Seriously, fuck that bugger bitch watever u call this incessant knocking creature ran through my mind and this time, i flung the door open. Guess what, Ms. KZ and an SC stood outside. Staring. Yea i stared at them they stared at me. This was what followed :
Teacher: We suspect you of smoking.
Me: *blurted out luffing* What!!??!!??! er...
That very moment, i wasn't afraid.. i just wanted to let her know,as a matter-of-factly...c'mon eh cher, FIRST LOOK at me la. Just look at me first. I Would be the last on anyone's list of potential drug smugglers or even smokers for heaven's sake. Lol Secondly, LOOK at the uniform...the socks...the hair...the way i dress. It's totally off-style too way uncool for smokers CHERrr. So....
Teacher: Were u in there all along?
Me: Yea...
Like err...it was onli 3 minute cher. IF that's ur all along, so be it.
Teacher: Any smoke u can smell when u went in just now?
Me: Having sinus Ma'm.
Teacher to SC: Wow great...this's gonna be difficult. Sumore, i cant smell anything from her breath leh.
Teacher: Can we search your bag.
Me: Why not? *happy searching ma'm*
Teacher instucts guy SC to investigate my bag. Super CSI lahh!! Puileng should have been there She'd be able to bask in real life S'pore CSI-MI
AMI 2009. Lmao! Apparently, the sc was reluctant and turned to me for re-approval and i gave him the go-ahead. Afterall, he was pretty cute & a Will-smith look alike YAO...why not?!!=))
Sadly, FOR ALL THE ZIPPS IN THE WORLD, he had to pull off the vertical one in the centre first which had a pad blantantly screaming into his face which made him fumble ali'l. LOL. But Cute nontheless. im sorry=)) Mooha.
Teacher to sc : Aiyahhh nothing wan lah!
Unable to find anything, she diverted the attention to my poor little bag. She decided to pick on it.
Teacher: Why there's nothing much in your bag but you bring sucha big bag?
Me: But i've been using this what..
Teacher: Oh Sentimental value..?
Me: No? But it isn't spoilt either is it...?
Teacher: Ok nothing already...
BYEE.
sorry but i was unable to conceal the degree of hilariousness in that accusation i swore i could have guffawed into the teacher's face if i was a tad less sane then. The teacher was lucky i din't suffer from anger management too. Coz im sure some less tolerant people would have given the effed up face. So much for the end of week 2 folks.
~Lotsa luv, EXOHEXOH, gossipgoats<3
Last Friday's Cleo's 50 most eligible bachelors : SIZZLE SIZZLE...is all i can say Lol!! Picture topless eight-packed to-die-for bods parading across the runway with faces that'll sweep u off your trotters. And you'll get what i mean;) I loved the music at Zirca. Can safely and confidently say it had fantasbulous music=) I liked Owen Chong, Alex, Vivian Dawson, and some other cute ones but i cant rmb their names=/ The drama stage games were hilarious, VIP priority treatment rawked, Vivian's mom seems a wonderful lady, and i swear such events should be celebrated with bestgurlfriends annually. Ya noe, like an annual girlgathering kinda thingy ;) Ooooh it'll be oh-SO-so-Sooo-Scandalouss. One more embarrassing thing before i end this paragraph.......I still can't imagine how i cooked up the guts to scamper for Vivian's necktie lmao! Damn embarrassing la!!!! wheebo & caier!!! Don't ever EVER remind me!! And stop luffing at it ALready haha *red flushes*
First day at tuition : I was pretty nervous. And it didnt help that the mom actually sat in the room to read her chinese newspaper while i taught her child. Thankfully, she's from China and doesn't really understand English which made the situation less tense...or else i promise that'll be the 1st & last time i'll be there. She was really an asshole initially.....with that kinda restless and couldn't-care-less attitude when i called her to ask for directions. How i know? well, through the constipated tone in her voice. I could be 99.8% sure she took me for granted. Ass. As if she was paying me $100/hr. I was so pissed i swear if not for interest and experience sake, i probably couldn't be bothered to teach her kid either. Baskett. After the lesson, she was awkwardly nice which made me exceptionally uncomfortable. Thank God her daughter's one likeable kid. Hallehlujah.
Mood right now : Damn Siannnnnn. Nothing to look forward too. Double boosted siandedness.
At the end of the day, reality still sinks in, once again. Happy, then moody, then not so happy, then moody, and depressed again, followed by relief, then regret, plus sprinkles of inspiration here & there.....just GREAT. Now i don't even know HOW AM I supposed to be feeling right now. How? If im say devastated, that's not true. I'm not. Say pleased, errrr.....i'm not delusioned.
Well, people tell me that
everything happens for a good reason.Actually i really would love to agree with these people now....but......maybe.....just maybe, i may not require that much of a good reason now ya noe. Just throw me more As, now THAT, would be the BEST REASON. Nothing beats good ole' fresh crisp logical reason than a couple'a As am i right or am i right!??=)
"Whatever happens....what ever the outcome is, just throw it at me, all ready...im ready, Prepared for anything and Anything that's to be mine on the 6thMarch." U see, the problem is, i tell that to myself every single night before closing my eyes since afew days ago. I assure myself constantly that comewhatmay baby comewhatmay i seriously dont give a shit anymore.
But the truth is?IM SO BLOODY WORRIED. =(Even though i really am clueless to what's in store for me, i still wish a miracle would occur...admist the bleak , gloomy , dreary feeling im having now. Miracle as in, not the raffles hwa chong victoria kinda miracles, or even the anderson kind, but the 'can-do-can-step-foot-into-a-decent-human-faculty' kind. Yea just that wouldn't be too hard ya?Angels? Now now where's my angels when i need them the most??? I can only only see this baby devil sitting on my left shoulder. And it's staring into my ears waiting to sing my results into those ear holes. Damnit. Piss off!
I can imagine almost the whole school doing so well and if im alone, it's gonna be the loneliest moment of one's lifetime. Lonelier than Akon's Lonely. On one hand, you are so so happy and proud of your pals who did well, and on the other, how is it POSSIBLe to bring oneself to embrace the joy WITH them? Happy FOR them , yes. But Happy WITH them? How?! It's gonna be....."Oh so lonely....i'm so lonelyyyy.....i have no Eees.....sim dun wanna take me....lalala....bababa"
(ps. can we sit and stone tgt? Just us? No qns asked. Just sit and stone. Whatever the outcome...whatever the outcome.)
| What's your personality style? Your Result: crazy You are an outgoing kind of person. Your not afraid to show the real you. You burst out in random acts. yousay the wierdest things but everyone loves you for that reason. |
| Nerdy | |
| Cool | |
What's your personality style?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz |
okay no this's so full of bullshit i swear im gonna stop doing it already. For all you know, Fathiah created this quiz baskettt.
Good morning!=)
Saw this from Fath's LJ and thought i could give it a shot.
| What is your True Fear? Your Result: Losing Someone You love affection and the people in your life more than anything. Your greatest fear is that one day someone you care about won't be there anymore. You are a very friendly and inviting person, who draws in a lot of friendships with your kind, considerate, and loyal nature. However, deep down you are slightly insecure and unsure of yourself. You couldn't deal with it if you didn't have one of your loved ones in your life anymore. You don't have too much to worry about though, because with a friend like you, no one will want to lose you either! |
| Disappointment | |
| Being Alone | |
| Looked down on | |
| Where Your life is Going | |
| Death | |
| Commitment | |
What is your True Fear?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz |
I think this's pretty accurate considering the far more of dopey ones out there. Anyone should try this haha. But for now really, my true fear should read : 6th March.
Lately, have not been in the mood for blogging. Could be some attention-span deficiency thing. Or simply just moulding & rotting in a spot at home waiting for my perfectly imperfect results.
For now, i'll relate the bubbly Zoo "story" which i experienced one day back with my crazy girlfriends. haha! (In point form though)
- It was totally unplanned. At a whopping 1:55am, in a little corner of Singapore, I sat there, THINKING of cycling my fats off. But NO, when u have gfs with crazy wacky ideas like Caier, u get more kooky suggestions oozing off your brain veins. Plus added gang power from a Fathiah, ZOO was the most humane, feasible, and realistic already. Trust me at that. ngo wanted to kite fly at the pathetic miserable carpet grass patch at marina square which was strategically located for simple chillouts and not...i say...NOT kite flying ngo. u can go kite fly there yourself and bang into that one & only palm tree. Tsk!
- Off to the Zoo we went "early" in the morning! Yay! How eager i was truly...I miraculously tore myself from bed at 6:15am not even I could digest that. Moreover i slept at 3 effin' 30 am. Gulp. Im pretty sure the 10 over centuries of not being at the zoo evoked such willpower.
- Upon purchase of tickets, i still rmb the first animals were some mini monkeys lol! They were so damn cute can! Their little whiskers and all. But they scurried away frantically at the sight of horror a few seconds later! oh... it was just Fathiah trying to pose a picture with them. rofl!
- We had too much fun taking polaroid cum retarded digital shots of ourselves with the poor animals hahah! Notice the word in green before 'digital'.... yea we figured that it wasnt so smart to do ''kiss the terracotta nipples" shot on a polaroid ya? But of all the dang times we were buzy shooting pictures of ourselves wiv the animals, the seal(Carlos) show had to spoil our enthusiasm. The show's called "Rainforest fights back" btw. For more detailed and explicit illustration and content, proceed to Fathiah's blog for a more right-down-to-the-backside-hole scenario of what exactly pissed us off. I'm all for the forum man.I'll support you Fath, u do the 'complain' one, i'll do the 'supporting reply' one.
- Afterwhich, more visitings done , chattings, and crappy jokes lol!
- Not forgetting, Kidspot my ass. Closed-down-spot u mean?? I was freaking looking forward to those HOT CHICKS!! WHERE'S THEM HOT CHICKS?! THE CHICkies were NO WHERE in SIGHT! And i SPECIALLY wore shorts for the spider web playground(i know im 20 but im still baby at heart ok) but onli COBWEBS were seen!!! What ever happened to our childhood fun?!! We were so glad we're born in '89 coz children these era, if its not psp, its ndsl, or playstations and other what nots. Poor things. Y expose our kids to so many anti-social gadgets at such tender ages. I wonder how the future would eventuate into. They should implement some age ceiling thing for kids.
- And seriously, who needs to pay $5.00 when u can hop on for free on trams for some adrenaline Indiana Jones fun When the tram driver's not looking?!?!! hahaha I LOVED IT. anyway, it's rather risky but a hellof fun lol! I hate the autie drivers. And girls, next time we bring them Batman hooks and Heeleys yea?!?!? Your'e thinkin' what im thinking B1??? LOLL
- We caught one more show, did our Indiana Jones thing(now we did it more professionally like its just our everyday lifestyle. nxt time, we'll be hoppin on mrt trains).
- Outside, we flagged a cab and go figure how the three of us paid a total(yea tgt) of $15 from Mandai to Cityhall with traffic jams, peak hour and all ya. lol.
- Had absolute merriment time with my girlies all in all haha and i swear i like last minute shits. Next stop...Bermuda Triangle anyone?
Take care peeps! The next time im blogging, i'm prolly blogging AND crying. whatever . Choigaleidaigalaisee(touchwood). <33333333
ps. and i brought like 40 bucks and ended up with gosong. Now how did that happened?
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
The summary of the trip : Stress-relieving though there were afew hiccups here&there.
Let's see.....I've returned from Genting yesterday and hell was i one exhausted pork! Yeah tell me bout it eh.
Hiccup inccident #1
Hours of driving my ass. It's like we took almost one whole shit day to reach Genting! Well ofcourse inbetween there's breaks, fighting over car space, and eating Nyonya food ya see...BUT butt...still, the frequent short naps in the car dint do much good. The eating, however, did though. lol. Okay so enough with the jams & all, afterall, it's pretty expected ya..it's cny and all...ya ur forgiven.
Hiccup inccident #2
Move on to the night driving part. Around like 9pm, we were all drowsy but not sleeping. Mom, as usual, was keeping my daddy alert and focused by being his lighthouse. And for no apparent reason, at 145km/hr along the pitch-dark highway, allofasudden, this large van on the right(probably the driver dozed off for one sec due to fatigue) drifted so close to our car body almost coming into contact, & again, suddenly, it seems he realised what was happening so instinctively swerved back to the right he went. But here's the sad part......he was on the first lane. Hence, Right = Upward sloping curb. It flipped like a baby tossing a toy truck. Yes, perfect illustration btw. My dad on the other hand, like maciam MatrixReloaded... dodged the flipping truck like a pro. Our bodies swayed gracefully to the left followed by the right and back to our sleeping positions. We escaped unscathed. Although it happened in a split second, the image of that flipping van was traumatising i tell u. Bursting windscreens, screeching, sparks brighter than SooKee jewellery, one overturned van, and two little traumatised minds(my li'l bro & i coz only the two of us had the guts to look through the rear view as dad whizzed pass the burning vehicle). It was as if we were watching 'Xxtreme' on National Geographics channel. Scarry sia. Poor thing eh...i pray he's fine.. ='(
WAH GOOD AH!!! IN THE POST BEFORE THIS I ASKED FOR NO SPINNING CARS SO NOW COME & GIVE ME WAD....FLIPPING TRUCKS?!?!!!??Enough ahh..!!! STOPPIT!!!!
Hiccup inccident #3On our way back from Genting, was stuck in some retarded jam. All the blardy way from KL to Melecca! Yea, now your imagination skills should come in handy. Okay Nevermind...finally got out of that jam u know....like FINALLY u know? And u know now what came along? One baskett shitass corrrupted traffic policeman u know?? He stopped our car & directed us rudely to the sidelane and he had an irritated KiamPa face(i think that's his look). Back in the main road, my dad did try to reason with him that the road was too jammed so he dint see that he was in the wrong lane. But this baskett dint give no dang hoot mann. He wouldnt even bat an eyelid. Wakaoz...1st day of CNY also can't close one eye. So anyway, my dad exitted the car and here's how the conversation went :Dad:
Sir, sorry lah, juz now jam seh, can't see the road properly ah...dun like that lah...?Policeconman:
Driving license ah DRiving license ah take out ah TAKE OUTTTTTTTTDad:
(takes out driving license) Dun liddat ah sir, accidentally only ah....
The Policeconman briefly scanned dl & pretends to jott particulars into summon slip. My dad said he jotted down rubbish coz he was like hesitant and was waiting for my dad to *cough*cough* do someething. So...
Dad:
How much ?
Policeconman:
(glances at our car plate) Oh so u Singaporee ah....oh singapore, 300Ringgit.omg i was like are u serious??!!?!?! THREE FUCKING HUNDRED???? EFFING CORRODING NONBIODEGRADABLE PREGNANT SMELLY SEA HUMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DESPO SHIT!!!! YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!DAMNNNNNN YOUUUUUU!!!!! ONE LACOSTEEE BAGGGG!!!!!!!!OR ONE ADIDAS SHOEEEEEE YOU BASKETTTT!!!!!!!!ONE GREEEEN COACH WALLETTT U SICKASSS!!!!! WHATEVER LAHHH TAKE THAT DAMN MONEY U GREEDY CRAP....PERIOD.
Okay ya so i shan't continue anymore else i'll get so unhappy all over again and all the verbal stuff will spill & it's totally not called for especially during an auspicious period. Afterall, I shan't waste my breath on such a corrupted creature. Luckily, between the days, we went for full body massage which resurrected my soul & some hardcore sports and games. Heng ah.
Peaceout dudettes & dudes!=) <33
CNY's nearing and yay if it's possible, this would be the first time im hoppin over to friends' places for
BunLuck session WOOHOO. Woot woots. I hope the beginner's luck or lady's luck or babiluck whatever the luck u call it, is sticking to me irregardless of my behaviour this holz. =(
=)) To make things sound more holified, let's call it the 'CNY investment programme' yes yes.
So for now, im looking forward to the Genting trip with my
sexay Leow counterparts.
Human counterparts. Oooooh...i sound sooo....soooo JamesBondish...mysterioussss.....dun phunk with my butt babe. OKAY OMG(enuff kbox! return)....with my FAMILY LAH MY FAMILY =)) And this time, God will guard us from atop. That there shall be no spinning cars or late night driving or drunk ahbeng wannabes or broken baby fingers. 'nuff said. I'm making sure i sit that bloody racer gokart or whatever u call it, which i dint get to drive 10years back and i rmb stamping my feet stamp stamp stamp and scream scream scream + vengeful heart + animosity & hostility & hatred & enmity when i returned home. MORE MOREE...
Last time is height cannot make it. Then now is height can make it...BUT weight cannot make it. STOPPITTT AH.
okay anyway, I was still one happy kid. Yeaa with the halo and all. of course.
Moving on...
I've equipped myself excellently for the hours of driving session up-hill this coming 24th :
Fully charged up ipod,
Freshly stocked up music library,
Printed lyrics to entertain(shutt up!) my beloved DaddyMummyBroBros(im sure they'd love my tinkytunes!), and
Portable dance moves u can carry out in cramp places(like for eg, cars) .
AND A LIGHTER NOTE, HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERY EVERY ONE!! EVEN TO FATHIAH!!! EVEN TO FATHIAH!!! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR FATH!!! DUN SECRETLY BUNLUCK IN UR ROOM WITH UR BROTHERS Ahhh.......lol. MAY ALL U PEEPS RECIEVE SO MANY ANG POWS SO MANY SO MANY THAT U GUYZ WISHED U WERE NEVER BORN!!!
I LOVE YOUS!! HAPPY COWFUL DAYS AHEAD(i meant it well really) =D
WELL THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL =)) haha and since my friends have blogged about the good parts of the day, let me fill in the gaps, & balance the ''essay'' with the 3-2 structure. . . hmm . . .Actually, there wwere no bad parts lol. Except for the sunnyburn i got ! Which was all well in the first 2 days but which peeled profusely on my face the 3rd day. CRAPPs!! All in all, it was sickass fun haha and i hope u like it Ping! Ur PING'D Ping! ok lame. omg im rudely sleepy now. i cant believe how i managed to come online in the first place. Love ya'll. Zzz.<3333333333
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
I LOVE
UDDERS like no OTHER. I keep going back. And back. And back. Literally. yes, coz i went there three times. Ever since someone brought me there.The place Owned Ben&J's, Swensens even
(dun come knocking me! freedom of speech!). It comes with the package really. THe atmosphere.. great, service.. excellent, games.. hilarious, people im with.. complete cuties, the warm fluffy crisp wafer.. i went there for u baby, lastly but not leastly, ice cream... tira-miss-u i Miss you bad! Mao shan wang though gives ur urine smell, who gives 1 cent? Who gives huh???!! who gives!?!!
And yup u guessed it! If u followed my posts closely enough
(for closer friends i think duneed read my blog at all also will noe la hor), u'de have realised that i've been eating
(babi or not). Yes munchCRUNCHMUNCH was the only music i heard for the past weeks.
So for any friendly friends who havent seen me in ages, prepare for the worst if we chest bump into each other one day. And i mean
THE WORST.
coz incase its not the worst at least better than saying the best but actually not saying at all is bestest.So all in all, thanx really for intro-ing me the place or i'de prolly be either one sua-ku when future collegues bring me there or i'de never had noticed this little boutique in the corner.=)
That's all for now sexyback^.^
if only u spoke up more and be more urself, i'de seriously be lovin u. i really hope u read this so u know what's happening in real-life and stop living in ur own little sorry world! It's definitely much sweeter than u percieve. fullstop.oh but its near impossible u can find this site. so whateva. u ended the storybook when Once upon a time barely begun.HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY FATHIAH ABDUL TALIBEE!!! tsktsk!yehh yehhh i know it's like WAY WAyyyy overdued.......*ahem22ndahem*........
Infact, this post is supposed to fall on 30th since we celebrated it on 30th?!?!?? But ya know what gurl??? already wait 8
yearsDays..., additional 6more days , 9 hours , 3.35minutes , and 1 second should'nt do much sweat la
hor ya rite??? ???!! =)That night was spectacular needless to say especially when u've got unblowable candles accompanied with a hardcore fire extinguisheress. Well, i have no regrets as i've done my utmost best without any professional training
. BUT STILL, having SAID THAT, i hope NO one caught a picture of me decorating the candles with sumting other than decorations. Huiping, say No ah....say ngo please. Then For all nights of nights, my bro had to borrow the car...WITH MY DADs KEYS INSIDE....so home i went just after we found a place to do some catching up. And so did the rest of the girls. Nice try=)) TOOOOOOOTTTTttt!!!! U know what this means? This means God wants us all to meet up again so we can have like a part 2. Ya noe like... how Twilight has book 1 book 2 and so on? Ya & thats so darn random ... ... coz i juz feel good bringing in Twilight's name like this. So Twilightish haha. Burrrrr Twilight. Tttttt.......Www.....eety bird.
Ok sorry for wasting 11 seconds of ur life.... Hey but the happy brithday part was Important and Vital and Necessary coz its
PINK!!! Lastly, to me best gurlfriends, again, enjoy 19 while yous can coz ive a hunch 20 sucks!!! TeeHee~
LOVE YA'LL<33
Saturday, January 03, 2009
It is said that
"How U spend the first day of a New Year would be how it would be for the whole year".
Very well......let's be lenient and cheat a li'l. Be nice & skip the first day of New year for me ya coz if i remember correctly, i spent the whole day sleeping and slacking DANG. So as i was saying, be kind and look into the 2nd day and see whether it's more accurate yes?
Hmm let's see. This was how i spent my 2nd day of New Year. In the afternoon, took some trial theory test in the afternoon followed by Eating and Pigging my whole night away with Dad at Chinatown to catch all the CNY decos and soak in the CNY atmosphere(apparently, soak my ass ah. it sucked. its only the 1st day of opening but anywy who cares when i got to eat all the food in town??!!). Mom and bro pigged at home so left my daddy & the dilligentfiliallovable(notice how im the whole pakage?LOL!) me to stroll the streets of Chinatown. Initially, i thought HOW BORING...but when my dad started buying whatever foodies i casually suggested to him, it became exciting and enjoyable ;) i progressed from hungry, to hungrier. From satay to dim sum(rawked bottoms!) to barbequed babi slices(hi fath!) to bratswurth buns to tut-tuts to water. It was the night the God of Food blessed me. Ok no actually. That just sounded too nice. Too pretty and Auspicious for a bad reason. I FEEL DAMN FAT CAN?
Dear bloggie, please tell me that i wont be eating like how i ate yesterday for the next 11months or so?
I promise to work as a lion dancer k...soon. Can earn money, and everyday prance on stilts and balance on poles and eat free healthy pomelos surely slim down. Thanks and God bless. Kisses and hugs.
Why did i even change it in the friggin first place??
iv'e HAD IT. Pissed Already. Am supposed to be blogging bout something happy while at the same time picking a new skin for a new year. But NO. Blogskin just wont let me. After ransacking(literally) the whole of blogskin.com, .....ahemm....sorry to burst the bubble BUT... SERIOUSLY, WHERE HAVE ALL THE TALENTED BLOG SKIN DESIGNERS MIGRATED TO???? Apparently, for all you blogspot users out there, havent any of u realised the number of distinctly similar looking pieces a "art" on each & EVERY(well, almost all to me!))skin? Okay let's see... we have the top three most cliched patterns of today's blogskins
:
- The Scenic-boring-type-with-nice-snapshots-&-stuff-but-still-boring-and-i-dont-care-that-the-setting-sun-has-a-butterfly-struggling-to-zoom-past-its-round-edge design ,
- The Spastically small tiny weeny little splash of art at the top pathetic left/right hand corner of the page which from the display images looked SOOo bloody magnificent, noT ,
- Last and also the most leastest, the Super High schoolish kind. Ya noe? The Hot Pantyish Pink & black, shiny glittery bling blings .....oooOOooooh......*SHUDDERSSss* brrrr.................. YA. I dont really know how to put it but for those who get the picture, ur one... SICKASS!!! HAHAH. no ur good ur good=)
Ok mayb more people these days shifted on to newer hipper sites & there left all these less original web designers to blogger.com. High schoolers must be. =XX
But wait, before anyone starts lambasting me like "Why not Try doing one urself huh huhh!!??!!!basketerette..." , how bout a bright suggestion. Why dont all we blogspot users start paying for good skins$$$$$=)) Like, the bigger the beauty, bigger the buck! YES! And for those bad Fugly ones, THEM designers pay us!!! I ASSURE you , cross my lungs hope for spasm, we'de get really good, Excellent, gorgeous 3Dlike designs capable of popping out into our faces0 with two tight slaps kind.
OK im just kidding !
But really,
Labels : If u wanna look for trouble, look for a skin.
i'll prolly post bout the happy stuff sum other better timings.
Peace & harmony for the multicultural city we live in. OH STOPPIT ALREADY.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Yesterday was the first time i ever crossed the causeway for shopping-cum-movieing-cum-eating spree with gurlfriends(pl,hp,ce)! Haha, the feel of going overseas other than with ur family has its beauty =)) Sadly F & W were working orelse we could siao tgt lol!
Apparently, i underestimated the potential amt of shopping that could be done and we ended up very rushed for time =S Although things were honestly, not say very cheap there, stuffs were pretty. Ima SOOMBA going back there....a matter of when only. Oh no, there'r so many things i wanna do and so many places i would love to go back to. URRrgghh.
Oh and i also wanna say that the aunty all four of us met was duper cute. I love her la! I feel so angelic after the good deeded inccident haha. May we all go heaven ya???
haha pardon me for the bullshit....but seriously, we are such sweeties.
Moving on, just wanna say, I'll be BACK (wiv the Schwarzeineggar tone). OH AND TWILIGHT RAWKED COZ AT THE END OF THE SHOW, IWAS MELTED BY EDWARD CULLEN. And ya know what? We'll call it a day here ^.^
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Okok i was seriously gonna call it a day already when my itchy fingers had to find its way to my blog. And there sat in the tagboard, Fath's vehement urge for me to Frigging update haha. Since i don't wanna end up like Puileng's or Yinwhee's(Record breaker. Still screwing the pain...LOL), I shall just frigging get the tough goin'.
Let's see, on the 7thDec, i chilledout with mah gurlfrends(yw,ce,hp,pl&bf)...actually it was a celebration=) Lucky Taleeb had a good reason or else u think she'd be alive today to jump around wiv kids??! K moving on...We had the Birthday rendezvous at............SSSsshhhhhh......SSsseeeecret...... So once again Happy 8thdec Bursday Puiizz! We got her a Hot White dsl & did she like it??? Roll it......
Rrrriiiippppp.......
rofl!
The service was excellent! They even dimmed the lights and played a birthday song specially for Puileng. Aww.
But the desserts rawked backsides YEA!!!!! HAHAHAH. I'll be back for a Hot Date alright.
Well, after the party, i thought i could go home, rest my slightly coughed throat & tuck in to bed after a warm shower? BUT NO. Totally the opposite from my wishful thinking. DUNNO WHO(lol) Suggested KBoX @ Marina. WONder who's brilliant suggestion. So nonetheless, we travelled. Pui, Eugene, Ngo, & I. Paid $35 for hmm....lets just say we sang all the way to 5am? My frikkin first time staying out so frikkin late w/o any sleeping bags or beds!!!!( & yes u guessed it, went home kana-ed duo combo bazooka left right front back up down 3Ddiagonal(NEW) )
BUTBUTButttt, it was worthit can??!! the entire session was damn damn dang ENJoyable And hilarious!!!!!!! I LOVED that whole nightmorning's kboxing. I never knew i could last through a full spankin' singing session on English songs! Round of an applause for me??? Thanksthanks. So Fath, when's our kboxing session gonna be??!! CheckOut mah new tahaning-english-songs-for-hundreds-of-hours skill oh yeaaa. I'm all ready to thrash it out with ya dudette!!
Not forgetting, the most hilarious crap that night was the musical chairs competition Caier was coerced into playing ROFLHAHAHA. i shouldvé taken a picture of her fighting furiously for the chairs but sorry i was too buzy luffing the shyt out lol!!
before the game started. when her hair was still intact.
(Video's with Eugene!) Winner would get some dawggoned prize but that's besides the point u see. The immensely amusing & cute part was seeing Caier battling the sparring match with such surprising judo butt aggression all just to not let us down hahahaha!! Eventually, she was Good enough to make us all proud already la hee. Awesome job k? LOL
Puiz&Gene left @ around 3am lol so left Ngo and I. After the whole thang, it started pouring which didnt improve matters one bit. Coz when both of us decided to nap at the Basement until 6am, the guards chased us out. Never in my life i felt so poor thing before. Cold, chased out, shivering, Sored throat, plus Caier. HAHAHA jk! Thx Ngo, for accompanying & suffering with me k^.^
But seriously, its uncalled for! It's a lovehate scenario. Loved the kbox, hated the sore throat. Loved the company, hated the rain. It was life=)
Now, i just wanna get my ipod docking ent. system so i can sing and dance and party(and escape from the apparent harsh reality that's nearing by the day) in my very own room! =)) Coz while everyone's like buzy working, I'ma Chinkin'outta & dating with myself Yo how cool's that?! Im high!
ok im crazy for writing that.
Love ya'll<33
Sunday, December 07, 2008
"Ran" the 21.2Km Standard Chartered Marathon this morning. It was so tiring and exhausting and definitely sheer perseverance and tolerance and motivation & drive which kept us moving on! Never Give Up was all three of our(fath hp me) motto that morning. Great job gurls!! WE DID IT!!!!!! CAN U IMAGINE!!!! WE DID IT TOGETHER GURLS! WE CROSSED THE FINISHING LINE GURLS!!! IN A TIME NOBODY KNEW OF!!! as in,...THE TIMING WAS ABOVE EXPECTATIONS! WAY ABOVE infact. Ok anyway, EXCELLENT JOB PEOPLE! JUST GREAT.
Proceed to Fath's blog for picts and more evidence LOL ... @
www.ifathloverunningmarathonsngettingbreathlessfornothing.blogspot.com !! Cya there!
I love lying on Sundays.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Today, i shall dedicate this post to graduation this year. The stuffs i miss and loathe during my 3 memorable years in MI. The HOT and the NOTs of high school(i dont care whether its called high sch or not..i just wanna use the word Zzipp)! I've definitely grown from the time i stepped into Toh Tuck to the moment i left Bukit Batok....Horizontally or Mentally. U get the picture. From angel in angel's clothing, to devil in angels clothing, i've seen it all.
IVE BEEN IT ALL. ok and moving on....
Maybe just give me a few more weeks ya? And THEN, i'll start missing school as a whole. But For now, i'm missing.......................(in no order of merit)
- Having to rush for lessons together.
- Eating at the canteen together, where our frequent luffters(howls infact) could travel miles.
- Checking out one another(ahem..) . From "hunks" to who's having the latest Gucci eyemascara in mi commontown.
- Using the handicap toilets =XX
- Volleyball with VaVaVoom. Gurlpower!!!
- Morning assembly where we can get to see one anothers' morning sickness faces.
- IRP periods where we mastered the art of whisper giggling under the teacher's nose, more than political knowledge from TIMES.
- The kind-souled Malay security guard!!
- Gossiping and finding faults with certain irritating schoolmates or classmates. From their hair to their toes to their existence.
- Procrastinating & Not studying for tests and then later cry and mourn like no tmrw when results are released. LOL. im lovin' it. balabababam.
- The teachers' constant harsh-and-unpleasant-but-u-noe-they-care-for-you kinda naggings.
- Ms Wang's signature Who's-Your-Mama's glare.
- Detentions.
- 1-day suspensions.
- PW days.
- NAPFA.
- My closest dearest girlfriends. What more could i ask for, i believe we'll be life friends and may nothing ever distort that fact=)
- Class outings, or brainstorming tgt as a class (eg. CIP, teachers' day performance)
- Toh Tuck's ice-kachang!! omg! The thought of it makes me reminisce the milky tasting ice-shavings! mmm...
and
more
to be
recalled...
On the other hand, the NOTSSSsss.................
- Running away from Uncle William.
- Hiding from Uncle William.
- Hoping for Uncle William to vanish.
- Dodging from Uncle William's sight.
- Backstabbers who don't know how to stab properly.
and
more
to
be
recalled
too!
Okay im glad i've managed to write it down ^.^ It'll be my memory forever =)) Until well, blogspot.com crashes.
Till then, TAKE CARE~
Sunday, November 23, 2008
I SAW A 3MONTHS OLD MALE WESTIE(west highland terrier) AT VIVO CITY PET SHOP TODAY!!!!! AND IT'S SO EFFING CUTE LIKE CUTE SHIT PLEASE !!!! I HATE MYSELF FOR NOT TAKING PICTURE OF IT. ......................
and i still do.
still hatin'...
Price tag : $2500.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Tennis with Fath, her cousin Trisyia, Huiping, & Caier was KICKass fun as usual haha. That's the 06s4 gurlspirit ya noe. We could've rocked Braddell down if Puiiz & Wheebs were there YAOWW? Anyway, im still wondering whether it was Suntanning or Tennis exactly. Coz i gotta
SUNBURN coz of a
someone who decided to take a nice royalty bath at her terrace home first!!! lol. And im dang sure it's gonna peel good. Boo.
YAY to FATHIAH being Punk'd ! I love my phone<3<3
Fath we still love ya ! ! ! !
Oh and did i mention we played like PROs despite being first-timers?tsk
ps. so when's the next suntanning session gonna be?
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Today, I'm officially a happy Black iphone holder! Whoopee ;)) After like almost 2yrs of jio-ing?? Somehow, i'm too in love with it on the whole, to let any of it's shortcomings get the better of me. BRing the house down people...uhuhuhuh... i'll probably be devoting like the next few days obsessing over my metal baby.
There'd be pictures in my blogg finally!!! No more cooping up all the memories for myself only and relying on my poor kind-souled girlfriends to send me whole chunks and chunks of picts and songs and whatnots. **deep breath*
Okay im extremely exhausted now from the running about the whole frikkin' day. Take a break gimme a non-chocolate please.
Lovez<3<3
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Afew minutes ago, i was tagging on Fath's blogg & when i clicked "sent", some error thing popped up which read.......
_______________________________________Error:
Please confirm you are a human below._______________________________________OKAYyYYYY THAT'S IT!!!!!!! First was Caier, then the jungle Madagascar movie, then later the monkey picture with two humans jumping into the river, and now THIS!!!!! Today's officially creature day. Ive never felt more animalistic than today!! Welcome to CREATURE DAY.....PEOPLE...TODAY! lol okay so anyway, iv'e already made a quick recovery from the sudden blast to my self-esteem=)T
oday was breathless. Breathless know why? Coz there was so much luffter and so little air. I could easily count the number of times i inhaled oxygen!! ok no actually im juz kiddng but u get the picture!After Chem p1(last paper), we dilly-dallied before catching MADAGASCAR 2!! Oh wait, we ate at Fish & Co. first before catching the show!! Had a hilarious time at both the restaurant and at the cinema! Btw, took alotta pictures while eating. Conclusion: CAMWHORING & EATING DO NOT COMPLEMENT. Coz the result is : FORBIDDEN GORE CONTENT IN THE CAMERA. But i Pressed on and persevered. Food @ Paragon Fish n Co. was best but pretty Pricey. Should change their name to Fish ur Gold. But im full...so im not complaining! And MADAGASCAR 2 is a MUST-WATCH!!!!.... if ur looking for SUFFOCATION. BEST SUFFOCATING SHOW !!FIVE SEXY SUFFOCATING STARS!!! Basically, i LOve U GURLIES TONS&TONS for making my day!!! In fact, my day, EVERYDAY!!!! I'll definitely miss school days with my lovelies, Fath, Ping, Puiiz, Wheebs & Ngo!!!!!! U people are simply amazing. Like God-sent haha!!
God-sent to bully me!!! hahaha
♥♥♥♥♥♥All in all, i enjoyed myself today heehee. IM READY TO PARTY THE NEXT FEW MONTHS YEEEOWW...! p.s. Hope ur feeling better Wheebs! Altho i know its impossible coz it's onli been afew hours! Rest well for the days to come! Loves~
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Life is so so SSOOOoo fragile. It can be so cruel!! WHY??!!?!! w.h.y.
And today, i speak with conviction.
Stay strong gurl.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Several relationship-related incidents occured Around me these past few days...im totally bewildered too. Don't ask...it's like some astronomical clash or something akin. Anyway, parent-child relationship aside, guy-girl love aside, the relationship with ur very own sister or brother u THOUGHT was ever so strong,...
TSK TSK ... could suddenly go so wrong. And with a bat of an eyelid, all the times u guyz shared and embraced together allofasudden unimaginably vanishes without warning. That is how scary matters of the heart can get. Face it people. Im fed up really. Listen. Treat those who u KNOW will treat you back well and are willing to die for you type..or at least the know-how-to-be-grateful type, well. Whoever they are. Who cares whether it's a neighbour, a friend, a colleague, the newspaper delivery boy, a sibling, (& the list goes on), they CAN and ARE all EQUALLY capable of treating you as well as or
even better than a supposed closest of the closest kin can. If a twin sister can play her own twin sister out....doesn't mean NO ONE in the whole damn world can ever be trusted!! It just means that evil twin of urs who shares the same umbilical cord with you is screwd up can?! Why make the whole world suffer? Even those who sincerely care and loved you?! Sometimes, friends could even be better than whatever u call them -- relatives. Seriously, who needs relatives when somehow, they all SUCK big time. Not all of cos...but majority alright...i think it's in the Chinese thing. It must be. The wives especially. My uncles are all wonderful people...Amazing funny talented charismatic men...but when it comes to choosing their mates, WHY LIDDAT???!!?!? Either they'r like bitchy, bimbotic, fuckin witty & cunning, or just plain boring. Few are nice. And the very few who are nice?? Guess what, my uncle divorced her. WTF. Seriously, i really can't be bothered la ...it's just something ive to diary to remind my brothers and myself to please please open up our eyes. I don't want any of this shit to taint our generation or the generations to come.
*peaceout*
God BLess.
Still the lovebear i am~
Saturday, November 08, 2008
A lot happened! High-tea came and went, Consultations came and went, Alevels GP & math came and went. But Friendships stayed=) meanwhile....
There's so much to be diary-ed but im just too lazy. Maybe after Alevels~!
4 more papers to go... And i don't feel like studying already!
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
There's gonna be a High Tea for my school and trust me...the thought of it is anything but nice. Apart from the venue(finally a decent place after 6.9 freaking years) and food, im totally not looking forward. After all the months of making us sit infront of tables mugging revising memorising forgetting re-revising understanding doing and doing, and, growing many many spare round rings of
FAT tyres all over, the school bombards us with such an event suddenly so they can see who's tyres are the most well-cultivated. So ya know what? I'm so
NOT gonna let them see mine...im gonna hide them under thick numerous white sheets of humongous mama Cloth!!!!! ok Actually thats besides the point...fats aside, though im pretty sure the event would be antipodal to the lamentable Serangoon Country Club prom night of Whitley secondary, the spirit or simply put--mood--is just...absent. It's not even Alevels yet!?!?!?! I'de be well drinking tea, ..and on the other hand, thinking bout the.. hmm.. total number of handshakes all pu3 students in the room can get given that there are an unknown number of gatecrashers and excluding those students whose hands are trotters(To MrPow: Take THAT!! SSsssolve it!!!)
But anywy, seriously, since u can't avoid it, Go Along With it Right? Afterall, it might be the last "School Tea" i'de be having?(touch alot of wood)
So! ...... Big Yo Mama's Toga--Who's with me?!
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Disclaimer
If ur in any way, a guy, and gonna be reading the following post, i suggest u click the top right cornered red little cross box immediately ya? Else risk being taumatised for tonight. Ignore the above picture k..that's LeeHom btw^.^ Moving on....
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...i Badly badly need tissues...as in good absorbent toilet rolls 2ply minimum. My nose is bleeding like nobody's business from all the WonBin and LeeHom and Kaneshiros!! These three godly idols are so frikkin' out-of-the-world HOT. HOT like F***. oops ok sry. im trying my best to calm down here ok. And that Rain is too cute to be human can!...the eyes!!! How?? The Fathiah-like hormones are activated in me! How can anyone??!! One simple stare and they could literally melt my eyebrows dude. Geez, God could have used one-over-a-thousandth of the amt of time he spent on them, ON ME instead and believe me i'de be so blardy grateful. So sorry if at this point, ur tiny hairs are all standing and stuff and think u've stumbled upon a sick beaver's blogg... well, ur probably right ...im abit alot hyped up now...esp after prelims and all.....i mean all as in...ALL THOSE CUTIES. NyehHiehhieh.
Hehheh...now here are some li'l pixies for my own wicked little desire *evilgrin* ..... So, Shoo people ...SHOOOoOoO!! get ur own little pixies! Lol..nah juz kdding come back!!
Mwuaha feasting time....come here kitty kitty...
Any hotter than this, it's fire.
Any cooler, it's probably ice.
Any cuter, it's me. ... ... HAHA! aye relax ah! cant relief stress mehr! Moving on...!
Homie home home<3
aww dun stare at me like that...
the Takeshi guy just nxt door to me. Duneed jealous ya!
Actually half way through the typing, Windows Vista kicked me out of the whole internet server thingy for some unknown reason. Mayb this page contained too much explicit content? No wat...so mild and friendly wat. So anywy i used my laptop's Window's XP instead. wth sia. =( Stewpid Vista.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Yay i get to taste Botak Jone's fish'n'chips today! The fish, if im not wrong, it's tastier than FishNco.'s (ok i hope i don't get bashed here) .
One more thing before i end off today,
PRELIMS IS OVER!!!
AND NO HOORAY!!
COZ IT JUST SIMPLY MEANS ALEVELS IS NXT!!!!
DAMNIT!!!!!
And one more thing before i really really end off tonight....To Puileng, if u wanna watch the Forgetting Sarah Marshell.. UNCUT version sumore, I strongly SUGGEST, you can just watch porn already. LOL!!!!
~Loves to all lovelies out there~
Friday, September 05, 2008
Should be studying...but i need a breather. And this, is my breather. Anyway, ever reminisced about the countless silly things we did or thought when we were mere toddlers?? Thinkin' back, Some are really funny, and sometimes, some just makes me feel like shafting my whole head up someone's a**.
When i was young, much much younger, i used to be very awed by how my mom could rmbr the exact precise full names of celebrities & big shots nomatter how long their names were....from Schwarzenegger to Balakrishnan....it was near worship....i even thought she kept this secret diary full of all their names in this secret dungeon in our home. Guess what, now , 19, there's no damn freaking dungeon. =.= It's the mags, newspaper, tv, 8days.
I once loved the smell of elevators at my grandpa's godnoeshowmanyyears old flat so much so i always looked forward to visits. Someone, light me up.
I thought backsides(yes,butts) were so fascinating last time, everytime my mom brought home a babybook from library, i would flip the pages frantically in hope of finding a naked baby butt picture. why? why couldnt i just use the mirror and see my own? Someone, push me off the flyer.
In my primary school, my pal & i wud run around playin' with these cute li'l morning butterflies. And for some reason, they frikkin LOVE to mate. So that's when u ''play one get one free''. u see, being stupid and all, i thought they were stuck so i offered to "help" get 'em poorthings out of the accident by using all my strength & might & heart & soul to separate them. Look how happy they are.
SO VERY HAPPY.
...'nuff said.....before people start to boycott me.
Another thing, i was reading through bloggs(retarded i noe..but thats what u do when prelim's just two days later) when for some reason i dunno why but i landed myself in Fathiah Abdul Talib's blog. LOL. Oh mann gurl, u were one evil evil little beaver in ur ex-blog! ROFL! Im lost for words O.O It was like..
...err...ok... I was reading it and i luffed at some posts so hard i had to pour it here im sorry ahha!!! i honestly couldn't believe it was from u! LOL. Anwyz, Way to go gurl. Evil's the new Angel. ;)
On a final note, I miss my gurlfriends!!! Haha..funny but true. But im sure they'd be too buzy to even think bout anything... Anyway, back to mugger's world~
<3<3
Monday, September 01, 2008
If only this is what it's like outside my window.
I'de stare all day i swear.
Passion fruit ~ my sole escapade for the week's stress=)
HeeHeee!!! It was worth the effort & time. Our performance turned out Awesome today!!! Definitely much much more thrilling than i expected! The audience were amazing! And how do i know? Coz viewing from my videocam(Thx Jolene!sry for the hassle=X), the tempo & sync were infact just right(i initially thought it was too fast but no)!! the choreography was cool haha! cute la cute la...! Basically, i love the performance, I love my funky class, I love my teachers, i adore the enthu audience, i love music....and...i love to see mrPow cry coz it makes everyone cry too and it brings out the soft side of him and. And im definitely NOT sadistic!!!
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Okay, today, i feel so sinned(like what Fath said)......all because of dear Yinwhee and her cute "educational" book freshly flewn from KangarooLand. In fact, TOO EDUCATIONAL for our own good
(and for our eyes too). I "learnt" many "new" and "enriching" "necessary" information from the "mild" BOOK. And we couldn't not read it coz it was too too "enriching"! Wiv all the informative "diagrams" all over the pages. The expression when Ping got all paranoid over the "innocent"
red furless kangaroo in whee's Kangaroobook was priceless. LOL. Yinwhee see la...now the book in Fath's hands...she'll become a kangaroo soon ah!!! ok so while fath's buzy evolving into a kangaroo, meanwhile, i'll just go do some revision. Take care~I'm filled with excitement all because of Teachers' Day! ^.^ Excited, anticipative, enthusiastic, yet nervous. Guess all the 06s4 peeps are feeling that way too =) I mean...we've been practising for days ok!!And we're definitely not getting any younger nor fairer here SO treasure the days shall we! I truly hope the teachers we've dedicated our performance to will appreciate our effort!! After ALL the backstage secret class rendezvous, white lies(sorry msjee!), pon-tanning of consultations together(trying to make it sound essential..), mini displeasures here & there, hiding the truth from mrPow(failing very miserably..), fuming over who leaked the shit out of the beaver, mass sms-ing, luffters from our xtraordinarily horrid actions during the performance, retardid background sounds, accidental uneven tempos from pianist(me) at times, devoting of hours wiv gurlfriends to revise whole lyrics from scratch, perfecting our pitches for the song, production of video presentation by huiping,.....and so many so many more nitty gritties that may though be less strenuous than PW, but all speaks of EFFORT & LOve!! SO TO MRPOW AND OTHER TEACHERS!!! U BETTER LOVE IT....! OR ELSE THE LIGHTNING GOD..! MAY UR BUTT BE PUNISHED IF U DON'T AT LEAST SMILE!!!
Saturday, August 09, 2008
Anyone whov'e caught the Olympics opening on national tv yesterday, im pretty sure u were WOW-ed like hell!!!!!!!!!Well at least i remembered my jaws dropped frequently throughout the good 4hrs Live telecast! And for the show so OWNED the world that my memory's still as fresh of the scenes as ever! It OWNED the world BIG time. At that moment, i just felt like this small puny tiny weeny squiny hiny nitty teety little thing sitting infront of some god-forsaken tv set...I honestly think after this Olympics show, USA will shiver & cringe.
From the drummers to the kungfu fighters to the sexyback black-suit painters who danced and painted oh-so-beautifully, to those bouncing human boxes who manoeuvred themselves up & down so strategically yet gracefully.....Trust me...all was aesthetically magnificant. According to the Straits Times, they referred to the onceinalifetime event as an
Extravaganza........so if u haven't watched it.............hmm...........Aiyo so poorthing...
Hahax no lahh.... .... can catch it on youtube ...sure got chance wan^.^
Anyway, today while watching our very own National Day Celebration on tv, i couldn't help but hate the Olympics for falling on 8thAug'08. Because of that, i didn't and couldn't(i tried!) enjoy our NDP celebration wholeheartedly. It seemed so 'Lame' beside China's Olympics can! wa liews! When the camera filmed a full view of the audience in the "Bird Nest", it felt as if 1 bird nest stadium = one s'pore. Poor NDP'08 oraganisers...They Must be hating the olympics til dead now lol! But whatever it is, no doubt the Beijing show was a major hit and i love it for life! 3Thumbs-up for Beijing olympics!
Take care peeps loves~
The various events we had today for National Day:
- Parade Marching (as usual but this year's was a vast improvement)
- Principal speech
- Robotics mini-Helicopter demonstration (the wonders of tech...)
- Some remote controlled kite flying thingy (all i saw was it overruling the poor birds' space....it probably bumped into a bird along the way for all we noe)
- Hall events (the band, millionaire game, singing from 2 teachers...&the rest was us singing)
Let's begin:
Today's National Day celebration in school was super FUNNY FUN!!! Not that it wasn't fun in previous years but THIS VERY YEAR, iv'e got an additional member in my retard clan!! LOL!! who joined me in Extra Uber Cool Retard Bouncing moves! FathiahAbdulTalib hahaha!!!Loves! and Wheebo, dun be too happy too soon! u were just as Siao as us today kz!!?!!! Just that u weren't Bouncing..... u were Hyperventilating...AND LUFFING...and not just plainly LUFFING...but LUFFING AT OUR EXTRAORDINARY BOUNCING!!!! Which made me SEE YOU...AND which as a result made me LOLed uncontrollably too!!! I swear i could have died laughing!!!(touch wood 7th month)
Moreover, to make this already Ghostly month EVEN more Ghostly to begin with, admist the merry singing, Fathiah and I were infact singing all the wrong notes!!! SO WRONG that i betcha people around us thought the Living Dead Fluffy Bunnies were Resurrecting!!!!! (oh so u thought u saw us singing so passionately? No nooo...hear closer ya?..Closer next time! May the Lord Bless ur ears!) Lucky the hall was super super noisy okayy..!! LUCkilyy siahh..... =XX blame the lack of song sheets! coupled wiv me not knowing the lyrics...........u get a Very creative me.
Meanwhile, fortunately got Puipuii and HP to stand there for me to occasionally glance at them so that i won't go too crazzy and start to whip out my secret surgical knife and start slashing people's kidneys! Thx so much lovelies...i appreciate...MUCH =)
Last but not least, Happy National Day everyone!
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Apart from night study today, the day generally sucked. Especially for gp consultation period.... Urrggghh. From Ultimate satisfaction to zero happiness. Seems impossible eh....but ANYTHING GOES......anything goes....THE IMPOSSIBLE MADE POSSIBLE.......THE DEAD MADE ALIVE......THE SANE MADE CRAZZY......THE BAND6 TUTOR MADE BAND 1'S.......ALL.....catch it all in MI. im so not pleased okayy. *groan* my three years wasn't worth it can! my youth!! Why don't we ever get the good teachers?? MrIvan! U KNOW U WANT US....U KNOW U BELONG TO BAND 6!! 6!!! anywyz, in the end, still ended up msyani...well not that im complaining but why did i study in mi for? to get mrlim as our gp teacher ah! First it was ms seah...then now like this... what's this sia....dreadedzzz.... that's why i wanna become a teacher myself...Moohah...students would be so lucky LOLXXxx!! and wipe that look off ur face Wheebo!
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Living up to the theme of my blogg...here's some randomness to begin with. I realised another reason as to why i enjoy eating so much. Besides it being scrumptious and stuff... i feel it's a form of reality escape. u see...coz when i eat, it's either i totally stop thinking at all, or i simply think about stuffs i like =) However, eating = stress-relieving = happy happy! = forget all the econs defination and chem appendix = hell from parents when get back results = more stress = eating + sleeping. So u noe what? Don't eat. So mayb that's why im not very hungry these few days? hmm..
Anywy let's get to the crux of today's issue....erm...a
kental one indeed!
(fathiah taught me today, i learnt it faster than recall grpII elements, and the word lived its dreams today. Thx ya) Earlier in the afternoon, during chem consultation, supposed to be in MsY*ng's class 02-02...i even mentioned it multiple times even before today itself can......but NOoo...somehow i dunno why ended up with Caier in MsW*ng's class!! i mean it's like if accidentally go to msjee the class still not so bad la...not so paiseh...sumore msjee will NEVER scold kind.....but Walaoz we HAD TO ACCIDENTALLY WALK INTO 02-01 eh!!! Thinking back, it's super kickin' hilarious coz me & caier were like walk inside sit down then msWang very kanchiong like maciam hurrying for reincarnation, asking us to whip out data booklet and stuff...wksht also given out sumore. The worst part is, we GOT INTO THE MOOD. Then suddenly .... "AYE? GRETA UR HERE
MEHHRRR??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#!$&^$**^()%^#%@%@!#$!$%!!!" WOAH EXCELLENT. i knew it...my eye lids weren't twitching before that for no reason. waliews this banding thing's so discriminating can??!!! never felt anything more like malu than today! So embarrasing!!!! and then what happened after that?? Walked out of the class like a retard loser child...haha i dont dare to go back ordy sia...
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Seriously things had to go that way yesterday. It wasn't even a good 5seconds into the paper(chem P3, i'll remember u) and something....something felt WRONG in there....SOMEWHERE . Before u noe it, i'm letting it all out in the toilet. Ya just like that, 20minutes gone. Excellent.
Moral of the post:To all out there taking exams or are Going to sit for one, please proceed to the toilet to Sh*t and P*e and *art and do everything and anything it takes to empty ur innards way before any papers. Or risk ending up in the same awkward situation as...ahem..
So anywy, after the paper, wanted to just go home and sleep, slack, catchup wiv my mobtv serial, or maybe even daydream bout that Takeshi guyy...but NOOoo....my dreams were dashed... i was tickled...YES TICKLED into eating wiv Puipuii Hp TAlibb!!! haha ! but it was enjoyable la so worth the HUGE sacrifice LOL teehee
heeheekenghee
Rrrriiiippppp.......
rofl!
before the game started. when her hair was still intact.
If only this is what it's like outside my window.