Friday, April 03, 2009

Class's been interesting since my first week. I feared the potential prejudice initially but when im there, I actually realize ppl are too buzy coping with subjects to have the time & strength to roll eyes at cha. Not so bad la. I swear the Horse cohort are a buncha bubbly puffs(or is it just my bands...anywyz) & this time when i say bubbly, i mean seriously LIFELY AND SPRITELY. Which again leads me to discover how subtle and tamed the snakes were. Yup. Truly. Compared to them, im nothing close to alive. And yes that's my current cohort for ya=X



So now here's the bang....life's been peaceful so far and today marking the end of week 2 for me, the Deities JUST HAD TO PWN me once again :

During break, i went to the handicap-toilet for its privacy mirror and cleaner toilet bowl rims. I swore it had only been a couple'a seconds when an irritated knock on the toilet door filled the cubicle. I was pretty pissed so even if i had wanted to exit already, i purposely stayed inside further and continued with my hair. And then, after around 1 minute, the bloody knocking came on again. Seriously, fuck that bugger bitch watever u call this incessant knocking creature ran through my mind and this time, i flung the door open. Guess what, Ms. KZ and an SC stood outside. Staring. Yea i stared at them they stared at me. This was what followed :
Teacher: We suspect you of smoking.
Me: *blurted out luffing* What!!??!!??! er...

That very moment, i wasn't afraid.. i just wanted to let her know,as a matter-of-factly...c'mon eh cher, FIRST LOOK at me la. Just look at me first. I Would be the last on anyone's list of potential drug smugglers or even smokers for heaven's sake. Lol Secondly, LOOK at the uniform...the socks...the hair...the way i dress. It's totally off-style too way uncool for smokers CHERrr. So....

Teacher: Were u in there all along?
Me: Yea...

Like err...it was onli 3 minute cher. IF that's ur all along, so be it.

Teacher: Any smoke u can smell when u went in just now?
Me: Having sinus Ma'm.
Teacher to SC: Wow great...this's gonna be difficult. Sumore, i cant smell anything from her breath leh.
Teacher: Can we search your bag.
Me: Why not? *happy searching ma'm*

Teacher instucts guy SC to investigate my bag. Super CSI lahh!! Puileng should have been there She'd be able to bask in real life S'pore CSI-MIAMI 2009. Lmao! Apparently, the sc was reluctant and turned to me for re-approval and i gave him the go-ahead. Afterall, he was pretty cute & a Will-smith look alike YAO...why not?!!=))
Sadly, FOR ALL THE ZIPPS IN THE WORLD, he had to pull off the vertical one in the centre first which had a pad blantantly screaming into his face which made him fumble ali'l. LOL. But Cute nontheless. im sorry=)) Mooha.

Teacher to sc : Aiyahhh nothing wan lah!


Unable to find anything, she diverted the attention to my poor little bag. She decided to pick on it.

Teacher: Why there's nothing much in your bag but you bring sucha big bag?
Me: But i've been using this what..
Teacher: Oh Sentimental value..?
Me: No? But it isn't spoilt either is it...?
Teacher: Ok nothing already...


BYEE.


sorry but i was unable to conceal the degree of hilariousness in that accusation i swore i could have guffawed into the teacher's face if i was a tad less sane then. The teacher was lucky i din't suffer from anger management too. Coz im sure some less tolerant people would have given the effed up face. So much for the end of week 2 folks.


~Lotsa luv, EXOHEXOH, gossipgoats<3