The summary of the trip : Stress-relieving though there were afew hiccups here&there.
Let's see.....I've returned from Genting yesterday and hell was i one exhausted pork! Yeah tell me bout it eh.
Hiccup inccident #1
Hours of driving my ass. It's like we took almost one whole shit day to reach Genting! Well ofcourse inbetween there's breaks, fighting over car space, and eating Nyonya food ya see...BUT butt...still, the frequent short naps in the car dint do much good. The eating, however, did though. lol. Okay so enough with the jams & all, afterall, it's pretty expected ya..it's cny and all...ya ur forgiven.
Hiccup inccident #2
Move on to the night driving part. Around like 9pm, we were all drowsy but not sleeping. Mom, as usual, was keeping my daddy alert and focused by being his lighthouse. And for no apparent reason, at 145km/hr along the pitch-dark highway, allofasudden, this large van on the right(probably the driver dozed off for one sec due to fatigue) drifted so close to our car body almost coming into contact, & again, suddenly, it seems he realised what was happening so instinctively swerved back to the right he went. But here's the sad part......he was on the first lane. Hence, Right = Upward sloping curb. It flipped like a baby tossing a toy truck. Yes, perfect illustration btw. My dad on the other hand, like maciam MatrixReloaded... dodged the flipping truck like a pro. Our bodies swayed gracefully to the left followed by the right and back to our sleeping positions. We escaped unscathed. Although it happened in a split second, the image of that flipping van was traumatising i tell u. Bursting windscreens, screeching, sparks brighter than SooKee jewellery, one overturned van, and two little traumatised minds(my li'l bro & i coz only the two of us had the guts to look through the rear view as dad whizzed pass the burning vehicle). It was as if we were watching 'Xxtreme' on National Geographics channel. Scarry sia. Poor thing eh...i pray he's fine.. ='(
WAH GOOD AH!!! IN THE POST BEFORE THIS I ASKED FOR NO SPINNING CARS SO NOW COME & GIVE ME WAD....FLIPPING TRUCKS?!?!!!??Enough ahh..!!! STOPPIT!!!!
Hiccup inccident #3
On our way back from Genting, was stuck in some retarded jam. All the blardy way from KL to Melecca! Yea, now your imagination skills should come in handy. Okay Nevermind...finally got out of that jam u know....like FINALLY u know? And u know now what came along? One baskett shitass corrrupted traffic policeman u know?? He stopped our car & directed us rudely to the sidelane and he had an irritated KiamPa face(i think that's his look). Back in the main road, my dad did try to reason with him that the road was too jammed so he dint see that he was in the wrong lane. But this baskett dint give no dang hoot mann. He wouldnt even bat an eyelid. Wakaoz...1st day of CNY also can't close one eye. So anyway, my dad exitted the car and here's how the conversation went :
Dad: Sir, sorry lah, juz now jam seh, can't see the road properly ah...dun like that lah...?
Policeconman: Driving license ah DRiving license ah take out ah TAKE OUTTTTTTTT
Dad: (takes out driving license) Dun liddat ah sir, accidentally only ah....
The Policeconman briefly scanned dl & pretends to jott particulars into summon slip. My dad said he jotted down rubbish coz he was like hesitant and was waiting for my dad to *cough*cough* do someething. So...
Dad: How much ?
Policeconman: (glances at our car plate) Oh so u Singaporee ah....oh singapore, 300Ringgit.
omg i was like are u serious??!!?!?! THREE FUCKING HUNDRED???? EFFING CORRODING NONBIODEGRADABLE PREGNANT SMELLY SEA HUMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DESPO SHIT!!!! YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!DAMNNNNNN YOUUUUUU!!!!! ONE LACOSTEEE BAGGGG!!!!!!!!OR ONE ADIDAS SHOEEEEEE YOU BASKETTTT!!!!!!!!ONE GREEEEN COACH WALLETTT U SICKASSS!!!!! WHATEVER LAHHH TAKE THAT DAMN MONEY U GREEDY CRAP....PERIOD.
Okay ya so i shan't continue anymore else i'll get so unhappy all over again and all the verbal stuff will spill & it's totally not called for especially during an auspicious period. Afterall, I shan't waste my breath on such a corrupted creature. Luckily, between the days, we went for full body massage which resurrected my soul & some hardcore sports and games. Heng ah.
Peaceout dudettes & dudes!=) <33
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